Mary: Another Clinger, and strange in bed (at least for me)

So I met Mary through a friend. It was at a Halloween party (I warned you these wouldn't be in order), she was dressed as a sexy cop, and damn was she sexy. We hit it off when I took off my wig and mustache and she could actually see me. A little making out ensued that night and I'm certain more would have happened had we not been on her friends couch.

She invited me to an election party a few days later and I accepted. I showed up at the hotel bar where it was being held, and looked all over for her. I didn't see her so I ordered a drink and waited. She walked over shortly after, she had been there but I had not noticed. She was still an attractive girl, but I'll admit, she was lacking a little when the cop costume was no longer there. But I digress. So she asked me to come join her at her table. As we walked over I noticed and older couple sitting there. Guess who??? Mom and Dad!!!!! Are you fricking kidding me? On the first date I am being introduced to the parents. Well anyway, I was stuck so I went with it. They were good people, and I had a fairly good time. We ended up getting loaded and got a room at the hotel for the night. Again, getting girls in bed seems to just happen naturally for me, so in no time we were hot and heavy. This is where the strange in bed shows up. Not maybe some guys are into this stuff, but for me, it's wierd. And by the way, I didn't mention this in the post about Stephanie, but more often than not, she was like the following too. Mary insisted that I pull her hair. When I say pull her hair, I mean nearly rip it out of her scalp. She also demanded that I smack her ass as hard as I possibly could. Call her names, etc. Maybe role playing from time to time would be ok, but it turned out this was an every time thing for her. Clearly you can tell I didn't like it.

Beyond the sex problems, Mary also quickly got too serious. I tried to slow her down, but it was a no go. She wouldn't stop talking about how she had never felt so close to a person, etc (yes I know you have heard this before). She starting buying me and my dogs presents for no reason. it was becoming a problem. I ended things with her. She cried a lot, but at 29 years old, she handled it better than most of the kids I date.

It would have been over cleanly, but the next week I brought a new date to a party that I didn't anticipate Mary being at (the new date was Stephanie, like I said, these are not in order). Mary was cool at first, but after a few drinks she began to curse at me and threaten me. It got pretty ugly, and that is the last heard from Mary.